Warren: Hey Randy!  Get up, we must work!
Randy: Work?! We haven't worked for the last 6 months!  Also, I've grown fat from scarfing down Chips and Beer and I can barely move.
 
Warren: Yeah, I know.  But in the Thief Forums on the Internet, the fans are slowly becoming impatient.  We must produce something and as fast as possible!
 
Randy: hmm, then we can take fake screen shots the way we did last time, so we can make them think we have made a couple of new levels.
Warren: Fake shots?  Yeah, but we still only have the ones from last year.
 
 
Randy: Hmm, right.  I've got it!  We'll simply call up 3d realms.  They've got fake screen shots for 5 years for a game that will never be done!  
 
Warren: Good idea!  They have plenty of material for us in their archives.  Then announce the release date for Thief 3:  When it's done!
 
Warren: Hey emil1  How are we doing with the Unreal 2 - Engine?
Emil: Warren!  Warren!  I'm almost through.  That is the last opponent!  
 
Warren: Uhh, Actually I didn't mean the game, rather the engine!
Emil: Oh.  Until now we've only been occupied with the game, but not with the engine.  The fake screens were made with paintshop, no pig here knows(???) how to convert things into the unreal 2 engine.
 
Warren: Ok, then try to find out!  Hey Randy!  Get off your ass and make with the working!
 
Randy: Warren, oh man, first you want us to do fake work, and now you want us to really work?  Also, the rest of the team is still in the Bhamas.  We're never going to create the third!
 
Warren: Hrmpf!  Must I then do all the work by myself?  Listen, I'm going to go drive my porsche through the city and when I get back, I want to see a concept for Thief 3!
 
Emil: Randy?  Did he really mean that?
Randy: I fear so.
 
Emil: But what are you going to do?
Randy: First, I'm going to call 3d realms and...