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By: Assorted Contest Entrants Plot Description: This is a compliation of all the missions entered in Southquarter's Dromed Total Crap FM Contest. This contest was very different from the usual competition as eloquently explained by Brother Renault: "We've all seen some bad FMs in our time, now it's your turn. Create... • the crappiest • the ugliest • the stupidest • the lamest • the most pathetic ...fan mission you can possibly dream up. This is your one opportunity to legitimately stink up the joint! Use Bestest FM, or even Dread Complex as your measuring stick. But don’t stop there, I know you can do even worse! This is also a great opportunity to think “outside the box” and come up with a completely silly, ridiculous, and illogical FM which lacks all the polish and perfection of a normal contest mission. Don’t worry about flawless sound, intricate design, or complex puzzles – we don’t care about any of that nonsense. Just throw something together with reckless abandon." The only restriction for this contest was that the missions had to be playable & finishable through Garrettloader or Darkloader. The following are the categories in which each mission was judged: 1. Crappiest Audio & Visuals 2. Crappiest Story 3. Crappiest Design 4. Crappiest Gameplay 5. Humor 6. Originality These are not your usual missions, so be warned. But, they are a whole lot of fun!
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Cast your vote by clicking on the vine image below -- Current score:
8 of 10
-- 2 Vote(s)
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By: Sliptip Plot Description: A rash of disappearances plague the city. Rich and poor alike are vanishing without a trace while the City Watch stands idle, powerless to stop the menace. Garrett is contacted by the Keeper Order who claim that 4 of their own have gone missing. It is no co-incidence that these 4 have been taken. Each of these Keepers shared in the burden of protecting the "Book of Ash", a book capable of unleashing hell on earth. There isn't time to wait till nightfall this time. . .
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Cast your vote by clicking on the vine image below -- Current score:
9 of 10
-- 25 Vote(s)
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By: Schwaa (Jeffery Knez) Plot Description: Rumors around town have it that a cult up on the hill has found a way to extract diamonds from the sky. Sounds fishy, smells fishy too. But it surely isn't the strangest thing I've heard, anyway as sceptical as I am I've decided to investigate this rumor for myself. What's the worst thing that could happen, I find some regular old diamonds?
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Cast your vote by clicking on the vine image below -- Current score:
7 of 10
-- 12 Vote(s)
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FollyofYouthSecrets.rtf |
By: The_Dude (Phil Shepherd) Plot Description: This FM is set when Garrett was a little younger. The Hammers are just a disparate group of loosely interlinked religious units and are not the all pervasive force they will become. "Garrett awakes his head thumping & his throat drier than a Burrick's armpit. As the mists clear & the hammering subsides to a gentle drum, Garrett recalls attending the Randy Burrick the previous evening and meeting a distracting young ingenue called Charity. Under her doe-eyed gaze (and the effects of too many pints of Blackjack Ale) he became unusually loquacious and perilously ingenuous, bragging of glories past and future. The evening ended with a return to his current lodgings to show her the tools of the trade and a rather drunken coupling ensued. The dawn reveals not only that Charity is long gone (leaving a short note thanking him for the previous evening) but also that his equipment is missing (the note also apologises for this & promises its speedy return). ... (more)
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Cast your vote by clicking on the vine image below -- Current score:
6 of 10
-- 13 Vote(s)
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By: Bardic Plot Description: Old Man Wheeler has probably left a few objects of value in his rented vault, and I doubt his widow will miss what she doesn't know about. Should be a quick little job to fund my next big heist. Additional Comments: ShadowSpawn version of original FM Contest 6 entry
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Cast your vote by clicking on the vine image below -- Current score:
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By: Wille Plot Description: I got a very intriguing offer last night. I need to aquire two gemstones I’m very familiar with: Mystic Soul and Mystic Heart It’s been a while since I plundered them out of Bonehoard and since then they have been changing owners over and over again. My client informed me that Mystic Soul is currently in Lord Gillian’s possession who has an old mansion in Eastport. Getting the Mystic Soul should be routine but as for the Heart - well that is on display at The Bohn Baronial Museum. I was told that the inner city of Bohn is closed from general public, guess the nobility there wants to keep streets clear from us disreputable people. Luckily my client has thought of this too. There’s a big shipment of high class food suplies leaving to an inn in Bohn. This shipment should provide an easy way into Bohn’s inner city. Once I’m done with the mansion, I should find my way into Gilbert & Son Shipping Company warehouse and board the right shipment there. I must be carefull not to alert or harm any of the warehouse guards or the plan will surely fail. Getting both stones will be tricky but for the amount I’m getting paid, I’m willing to take some serious risks.
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Cast your vote by clicking on the vine image below -- Current score:
8 of 10
-- 15 Vote(s)
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By: P Forth Plot Description: There is no story to this mission. It is just a little bit of creepy fun, for this creepy time of year. That is all. Don't take it too seriously.
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Cast your vote by clicking on the vine image below -- Current score:
5 of 10
-- 7 Vote(s)
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By: Yohny C. Liar (Jan Hladík) Plot Description: Junior found teleport and used them for teleporting to... unknown area. This is the area of some tribe, tribe of monkeys. Junior has to find a magical weapon, which is hidden somewhere inside the monkey's village. This weapon is propably near the Tribe leader, or Shaman? Who knows… Additional Comments: For a Better Tomorrow Series Mission 5
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Cast your vote by clicking on the vine image below -- Current score:
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By: Random_Taffer Plot Description: Talim. In the old toungue that means, "Where water meets sky." This very spot was the first place that explorers from inland saw the ocean. My parents brought me here when I was still very little. So, I'm afraid I don't remember much before this town. I guess you could call this the poor section. The docks. My father, Oliver, worked for First bank of Talim, savings and loan. My mother, Lucy, worked as a bar maid at the local tavern. Unfortunately, the jobs didn't pay very well so my father was forced to take on odd jobs from his boss, Arthur D. Whelch. The jobs paid quite well, and thanks to Arthur we never really had any trouble making the rent on time. My life was very routine then... Although my earlier memories of the place are quite fond, I dislike remembering. For when my mind travels back it ends up inevitably on that fateful summer morning, when my childhood was tainted. Forever. ~ Darren
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Cast your vote by clicking on the vine image below -- Current score:
7 of 10
-- 12 Vote(s)
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LordHammerarsesManorLoot.rtf |
By: Asgaroth Plot Description: "As my ugly, unwashed (well that's actually me) landlord continued to hassle me for 'rent' [no this isn't another 'get the rent money' missions!!!!!] I began to think I might be forced to leave. However I overheard him complaining about the son of a Lord Bafford, whose cousin I have had involvement with before. The son apparantly stayed in the hotel for some 'peace and quiet' he left early to avoid rent and the room was found thrashed with faeces spread on the bed and walls. I interrupted the landlord who was talking to himself and offered to take care of the Lord's son. For a fair price. He agreed and my rent will be permanently free. I did some research on the lord's son, he never spoke of his name to avoid detection. He was secretly an alcoholic and had plenty of his father's guards fired by accusing them of owning the drink that was found. However I found out that the Lord living beside them had come across a map to a great treasure, however the map started in an unknown city. One of this ''Lord Hammerarse''(who is a former knight) guards had possession of a map to the city, starting in a secret tunnel in the manor. They agreed to set out on expedition to find this treasure. BUT the lord was called to important business that could earn him a fortune (this was of course a set up). He wouldn't carry such a valuable item with him. He would leave it in his well guarded manor. He gave the key to the gate between his manor and the little Bafford 'manor' to Lord Bafford. I know one of his servants who has gotten the key for me. The rest is simple. I must break into the Bafford manor, get the key, go to the Hammerarse manor and obtain the two maps. Killing the lords son may not be important anymore! Once I have the maps and something for myself I must find this secret tunnel and leave."
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Cast your vote by clicking on the vine image below -- Current score:
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By: Szabo Csaba (Sensut) & W Hollfelder (Metal Dawn) Plot Description: The third installment in the 'Dracula' series.
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Cast your vote by clicking on the vine image below -- Current score:
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-- 8 Vote(s)
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By: Turi Robert Plot Description: You are the Keeper of the town Haddur. A new sect found your hiding place. There was a message for you, read it before you start. You had to search for another shelter. Find something about the new sect to evidence their depravation! Find something about the new sect to evidence their depravation! The sect kidnapped the young witch you made free. Rescue her but be careful! Every alarm can kill her. She can get through the walls and open the gates for the guards of Haddur. After all return to your new hiding place!
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Cast your vote by clicking on the vine image below -- Current score:
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By: Christine Schneider Plot Description: The High Priest of the mountain monastery sent you a letter and requested a meeting. You don't know what this priest wants from you but the generous prepayment has attracted your curiosity…
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Cast your vote by clicking on the vine image below -- Current score:
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PiratesDownfallWalkthrough.html PiratesDownfallLootlist.html |
By: Nick Dablin (nicked) Plot Description: Lord Abraham Smith has recently died, and left his entire estate, including his large cliff-top mansion, to the arrogant City Warden Lord Partridge. Cast into the street, his widow has been left with nothing. Partridge and his spoilt brat of a son have moved in already. Lady Smith knows that hidden somewhere in the old building is her husband's secret fortune - a valuable collection of artifacts amassed during his days as a trader at sea. If she could sell the collection, it would be enough money to get her back on her feet and off the streets. So she's turned to the one person who might be able to find and retrieve the priceless treasures - a certain master thief - me. I've tipped a few purses on the underground, and it seems Lord Smith was not as squeaky clean as he appeared. Turns out he was involved in some sort of smuggling ring using caves underneath his mansion. I'm guessing he was less of a trader and more of a pirate. I've got a map of the place, caves and all, from my fence. Normally I wouldn't dream of helping the nobility but the Lady has promised a 25% share of the wealth if I can help her out. Besides, it can't hurt to be owed a favour by a member of the nobility...
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Cast your vote by clicking on the vine image below -- Current score:
9 of 10
-- 11 Vote(s)
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VadrigarsPrisonLootlist.rtf |
By: Pedro Quintela (cardia1) Plot Description: A long time ago, Vadrigar and the Mechanists built a prison so secure that it was impossible to escape... even today no one escapes from the prison. Vadrigar had dark plans after the construction of the prison - since he was going to be the owner of the prison he decided to exercise his evil plans and put them into pratice. Vadrigar is raising an army from hell, as he wishes to dominate the world, but tonight you'll be there to disrupt such an evil plan! You need to get the Eye wich he has been using to raise evil creatures. If you manage to get some loot along the way, so much the better.
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Cast your vote by clicking on the vine image below -- Current score:
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-- 7 Vote(s)
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By: Naks Plot Description: My ex partner Negreto is hiding in Venice, somewhere near the Grand Canal. Recently we became business partners, but he tricked me and escaped with the treasure we had to share. While we were “in action” he was very nervous and killed two innocent people without reason. I don’t know why I made a deal with such a guy … I used to work alone. I heard he bought a Casino in Venice, so he has already spent the proceeds of our business. Now it’s time to pay him a visit. Additional Comments: Water Contest entry
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Cast your vote by clicking on the vine image below -- Current score:
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